Sorry for the delay guyz....


Mrs Aegeus walked into carnivore all dressed in a tube top and a black mini, which looked like a belt. Her non-identical twins looked like they’d pop out. Boyflani saw her come in and could not help but smile. He was dipping his pen in the inkpot that his brother and Mr Aegeus were. He knew if his brother found out he’d be in so much shit-but that made it even juicier.

Kirima and crew found a spot to sit and they start going over the accident encounter. Archer was still in shock after Chatterly ran to a guy who looked like a sumo wrestler. He decided 2 walk over 2 them and get chatterly back. Clearly that was not her hubby as she didn’t have a ring. Archer had a rule, “As long as a woman is alive and active…minus the ring, she’s free.”

“Excuse me but I’m with her.” Archer says putting on a ‘don’t mess with me look’. Chatterly was flabbergasted. She had just met this guy and he was into her like that. Tato with his small spud was nonetheless a charmer and very wealthy. She thot Archer would serve that satisfaction purpose. She moved her eyes and noticed a bulge from his trousers. Fantastic!! Tato was taken aback by Archer’s approach. Didn’t he look at his body size b4 he came jostling towards him? Tato rubbin his tummy, “Dude go get urself a whore. This is my lady.” Archer could not believe what he heard from a guy who looked like he had swallowed a mattress and about to burp a pillow. All of a sudden Archer had grabbed a bottle of Guiness from a nearby table and threw it towards Tato. The bottle disappeared into his belly button. Tato then picked another bottle n threw it towards Archer which landed on his head shattering into pieces. A bar brawl had just began.

Kirima and Bomseh rushed to Archer’s rescue. A scuffle ensued and fists were exchanged from all sides. Tato got back up from some guys and so did Archer. Boyflani threw a bottle after he saw the scuffle and it landed on Kirima’s head. Kirima stood still then staggered and in a few seconds lost balance and started to fall…

Betty who had finally arrived after hitch hiking was totally pissed. She couldnt believe that was disregarded like that. She was gonna give Kirima and Bomseh a piece of her itsy bitty betty mind. She was limping, since one of her heels had broken off. Livid she was. She didn’t even hear the muffled yells of Mwangi and 3N in the back of a van that she passed by. They had been tied up, hands behind their backs, blindfolded and like roast ducks had apples shoved up their mouths. 3N stripped to his boxers…unfortunately for Mwangi he was wearing his lucky purple thongs. Both shivering in the dark. Initially they thought this was foreplay but when 3N was whacked in the mouth with the car spanner…it was more than sadomasochism. The gents did not know that HnH and MamaShady were mass murderers, who were out to avenge for all women scorned men. Their motto “Over YOUR dead body!”


As soon as Betty entered she saw Kirima falling backwards. His neck crashed into a stool, snapping his head forward. His body jerked then proceeded to land with a thud as his head bounced off the floor. That scene was graphic. Hate turned to concern. She dashed towards him.

Scared and worried a creepy feeling crept inside her and chilled her to her chapped calloused nipples. It did not look good. Blood was dripping through the ear then some clear yellow fluid. He was not responding he just lay there. She did not know what to do. He had no pulse. Archer and Bomseh tried first aid on him, arguing on how many chest compressions to give per breath. However it seemed not to matter. Things were in slow motion yet seem to happen so fast. Kirima was not responding at all. Tears started rolling down Betty’s eyes. “Kirima! NO! NO! Wake up!” she tried to nudge him. Pupils were fixed. “NO! Please get up! God No! NO!” She grabbed scrawny Bomseh. “What the fuck happened?” Bomseh just looked at her. He could not understand why Betty was behaving that way afterall they had picked Kirima from the road. “Kirima wake up, I’m baring our child…Oh God I shud have told you sooner…GOD…someone call an ambulance!” IT was at that moment that it became obvious. His body had turned cold. Extremeties were pale…Betty started shaking Kirima violently…initially begging him to wake up and now demanding him. Kirima was dead! Bomseh held her and led her away from the scene. He was still trying 2 comprehend what he had just heard. Betty knew Kirima b4 n was pregnant with his child? Archer covered his body with a nearby table cloth.

Boyflani was shaking in the distance, Mrs Aegeus was dying to hold him and comfort him but not in public. Chatterly was now in a confused state. This fight had been brought about becoz of her. She ran for dear life. She almost knocked over the bouncers manning the exit area of carni. She ran towards the main road. Tato too was stunned, speechless, he just stood there…but the silence was broken when the bottle in his belly button popped out and dropped.

….Meanwhile…

Milo and Crew had frisked EGM. “Can I request something at least?” EGM looks at the gang leader Milo. “Pliz drive me back 2 the hotel or give me a hundred bob I board a matatu” Bants and Spidey burst out in laughter. Bants still admiring his newly acquired phone. Milo bitch-slaps EGM and shoves him to the ground. Spidey digs into his lice infected crotch and throws a 5 cent coin 2 EGM n bursts out again. They get into the car and leave EGM all by himself in the forest area.

Modo finished his Malt and decided 2 take a cab home. He paid for his drink n the burly waitress Wamaitha could not believe the handsome (as per her good left eye) dreadlocked guy was leaving. She tried talking him into taking her home but he would hear none of it. He left Wamaitha in a bad mood. She had anticipated a night with him, hoping he would explore the places that sound had never reached let alone sunlight.

Modo left and found a cab just outside the bar. Just as he was getting in he calls Bomseh.

Bomseh: Hello. (in a sullen tone)
Modo: Wsup. Where u at?
Bomseh: Still at Carni….Something bad just happened. It’s a long story.
Modo: What happened.
Bomseh: A guy called Kirima that we helped out earlier had an accident…he hit his head on a stool…and…

Modo could not believe what he heard. That was the same guy that had almost hit him n instead hit a tree. Sheer bad luck!! Distrought by the news he went back and called Wamaitha…perhaps he was in dire need of hammering a “hummer”. As burly as Wamaitha is, he might as well lose himself in her and forget the world exists. Wamaitha could not believe it when Modo kissed her lips which had never experienced lipbalm. It was like kissing cactus.

As EGM was walking trying to find a lift. A van with a pair of lovely ladies stopped to give him a lift. They introduced themselves as HnH and MamaShady. He hopped in relieved that his horrendous ordeal was going to be over. The radio played loudly masking the sounds of Mwangi and 3N writhing in the back. The journey was going well, EGM snuggled comfortably in the seat. News started on the radio. Something about an accident in carnivore. Something else about some slums that burnt down. Some politician declaring his interest in a certain constituency. And some warning bout males aged between 25-35 going missing or ending up dead after being seen in the presence of 2 beautiful ladies. EGM, though did not fall in that age group broke into a sweat. He looked at the pubescent HnH, and she looked at him with a gleam in her eye…


To be continued.