Unyc: Half this game is ninety percent mental.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Part II

EGM comes out of the bathroom feeling quite refreshed. The cold shower had done him justice. He had opted to stay in a hotel despite being offered to stay at Kirima’s. Nairobi had really changed since he left seven years ago. Nice architecture and a lot of green had taken over the once not so developed city. He could not help to think of Chatterly and Kirima who had gone out of their way to pick him up from the airport. Thus the first bloggers for him to meet. The once e-friendships he had would once for all be subjected to physical meetups. Curiosity was getting 2 much 2 him.

EGM had declined to go to Carnivore after they had offered so after having dinner, Chatterly and Kirima headed there anyway. Kirima was really appreciating the company he had. How glad he was that she had offered to accompany him to the airport, dinner and then to some dancing. He had always loved her way of expression in her blog and when they met, he was clealry blown away. She was intelligent, funny and very fun to be with. Clearly he had hit a jackpot.

As Chatterly and Kirima were heading to Carnivore, they were singing along to some soul and rock songs. They were looking forward 2 a fun night out. Suddenly, out of the blue, a dude ran across the road. This guy had dreads and Chatterly could only scream, ‘Mungiki!!!” Kirima swerving to avoid hitting the guy, screeched but it was 2 late as he hit a tree. Then all was silent.

Modo had almost been hit by the car. He was trembling and really wanted to go back and check if the people in the car were ok. The police were in hot pursuit so he decided to just forget about it and save his life. He could not help thinking of how the dreads he had grown since after high skul put him into so much trouble. Being confused for mungiki was not getting nominated for the Caine prize or being confused for Spidey. Mungiki was killing and beheading people and he knew if the cops caught up with him, that would surely mean death. He turned back just to have a glimpse of the car that had crushed into the tree. He prayed to God they were ok and he continued running….

Archer and Bomseh had been watching prison break since 2pm. They were in season 2 and loving every episode. Archer was still nursing a wrist injury after clandestine workouts. Holding a white cap, Archer was starting 2 get tired of being a couch tato. His roommate Bomseh, was having a gdtyme with his galfriend Betty. This lady had helped transform Bomseh into a more responsible guy. He had quit smoking and his pinting had reduced tremendously. Archer actually thanked God for bringing Betty into his roommate’s life. Yet he wondered why God had not sent a ‘Betty’ into his life…Some of the ladies he met thought they were to cute for gravity which turned him off completely. He needed to end clandestine r/ships. If only he could meet the right gal.

“Guyz lets go. U r just cuddling na mimi hapa sina manze wa kusambazia mahanjams zangu.” Bomseh and Betty look at Archer and laugh. They come up with places to go and finally settle for carnivore. When driving Helen Bandia, Archer could not help but notice a car that had crushed. He beckons Bomseh and Betty and shows them the car ahead. "I think we should stop and see if the driver is ok." Archer pulls over and they all leave the car.



to be contd....

38 Comments:

  • At June 6, 2007 9:06:00 AM PDT, Blogger mwangi said…

    faooooo!! off 2 read ...

     
  • At June 6, 2007 9:09:00 AM PDT, Blogger mwangi said…

    Kirima!! Low blow mbaiya ...
    Archer unaona ... BILAZ Msee!! hehe ...

     
  • At June 6, 2007 9:20:00 AM PDT, Blogger Chatterly said…

    Kirima don't worry about the crash, bado tuko pamoja. aki unyc are just enjoying leaving us hanging eh? lete part 3 basi.

     
  • At June 6, 2007 9:22:00 AM PDT, Blogger 3N said…

    i need part 3 desperately, what happened to 3N at Cani, he is just come back to see his Nai, he needs a good favor come his way

     
  • At June 6, 2007 9:34:00 AM PDT, Blogger Spidey/Tato said…

    LOL maita maige
    LOL squared
    i feeling so bad i missed part 1 as well...hee heee heee

    take them all to the cleaners is my advice toboa yote!!!!

    good writin

     
  • At June 6, 2007 9:53:00 AM PDT, Blogger Unyc said…

    @Mwas Archer is Bilaz till i get a dude for him...lol

    @Chatterly Bado mko pamjoa....hmm...:) tutaona next episode.

    @3n Tegea basi mzeya...mambo shwari kabisa. Part 3 utajua mambo vipi...

    @Spidey/Tato U soma part 1. Better late than never. Thanx.

     
  • At June 6, 2007 9:55:00 AM PDT, Blogger Archer said…

    Hehe! I'm liking this! But now I'm sure you'll leave us in suspense till episode 3!

    @Kirima: pole guy, seems you and trees are destined to clash! By the way, jana was sijui World Environment Day. I'm sure you wanted nothing to do with the tree planting activities, eh? :-)

     
  • At June 6, 2007 9:59:00 AM PDT, Blogger B n P said…

    haiyaaa :O

    now now..Kirima you haven't stopped crushing into trees??tut tut.

    Chatterly is hilarious..ati she onad a dude in dreads and screamt mungiki?LMAO

    ..Modo huna hopes, nyoa nywele, woiiii u just ran?

    Aaah Unyc peleka hii storo Caine prize..its a winner i tell u!

    uhm..pole Archer tulikufeelisha?lol

    -betty-

     
  • At June 6, 2007 10:13:00 AM PDT, Blogger egm said…

    How could I have declined to go to Carni? Anyway, I kumbuka first day I got home this past Dec I semad my salams then headed to Carni. I didn't survive 15 minutes vile I had chokad, so I just went back home and slept.

    As for people in cars having intimate contact with trees as others try to flee from police and others feel a waru in their throat as they see others getting intimate with each other... This is a nice storo. I hope you don't go the Aco route and leave us in suspense for eons!

     
  • At June 6, 2007 10:16:00 AM PDT, Blogger Aegeus said…

    A yarn well spun as the Aegeus awaits his debut in this story. I wonder where he shall come in, with who i wonder...and he is referring to himself in third party...he lost it looooong ago...where is PART THREE?

     
  • At June 6, 2007 10:17:00 AM PDT, Blogger Kirima said…

    A Touch of Destiny! :-)
    Now I can see who laughs when I am down but I will rise again since apparently I still got the girl ;-)@Chatterly
    BTW Archer ebu toboa if you schemed this accident with Unyc while karokeing to Jazz.
    Part 3 ikuje but no rigging this time eh Archer.

     
  • At June 6, 2007 10:31:00 AM PDT, Blogger Quintessence said…

    We want more, we want more!!!

     
  • At June 6, 2007 11:30:00 AM PDT, Blogger Archer said…

    @Kirima: it was rather obvious that you'd eventually find yourself intimately acquainted with a tree! No bribery was involved!

     
  • At June 6, 2007 11:33:00 AM PDT, Blogger Archer said…

    @Betty: enyewe those sound effects during your horizontal rhumba are a bit too much! I thought Bomseh was being attacked by thugs. Kumbe it was you laying down the law...?

     
  • At June 6, 2007 12:05:00 PM PDT, Blogger mwangi said…

    Archer unapeleka CHALI HOME??

     
  • At June 6, 2007 12:17:00 PM PDT, Blogger B n P said…

    mwangi ROTFLMAO>>aki anapeleka chali..

    Archer..i'll get you for that, wacha wivu!!

    -betty-

     
  • At June 6, 2007 12:25:00 PM PDT, Blogger Archer said…

    @Mwas: naona bado unachochea!

    @Betty: me? Jealous of "Conje" vs Bomseh? Tsk Tsk! My answer lies in a comment awaiting your attention over at Mwangi's!

     
  • At June 6, 2007 3:55:00 PM PDT, Blogger mwangi said…

    Hehee ... i am hoping you get a royal shaft by the time this story is over ... wacha vile unasema kuchochea ...

     
  • At June 6, 2007 5:04:00 PM PDT, Blogger Archer said…

    Eish, brother Mwas, your fantasies are kidogo dramatic!

     
  • At June 7, 2007 5:22:00 AM PDT, Blogger Unyc said…

    @Archer U r liking this....hehehee(evil laughter)...

    @Betty Thanx dear. Endeleeni kufeelisha archer. Yeye hana mwenyeji...

    @EGM The more reason i had u rest in hotel room...si unaona niko right track. I will make sure i finish this story. Aco alitukosea sana.

    @Aegeus Tulia dadii...bado story iko in its early stages. Mtakuwa na nani? what will u do? Tune in to the next episode....

    @Kirima Archer tried all forms of seduction tactics to take away Chatterly from u. Is he going 2 end up with her? Part 3 is on the way....

    @Quintessence U will get more very soon!!

     
  • At June 7, 2007 7:10:00 AM PDT, Blogger modoathii said…

    haha...yaani i just had to be the nasty character in your story. that's victimization...LOL!

    that wasn't me! kirima msijali ni hali naa husurvive hii country. chatterly, umezoea kuona tu nywele mbaya unawika mungiks, wacha wewe...

    carni lakini kuna vile nije bado...karao au bila..

    PARTT THREE?

     
  • At June 7, 2007 8:31:00 AM PDT, Blogger Iwaya said…

    what?!? heck! this is so much better than real life!

     
  • At June 8, 2007 1:09:00 AM PDT, Blogger Half 'n' half said…

    Kirima you just HAD to crash!
    EGM refused to go to carni? aende nyumbani peke yake!

    unyc! who takes who home! QUICKLY bana, we are dying of curiosity!

     
  • At June 8, 2007 2:31:00 AM PDT, Blogger egm said…

    @HnH, after a gruelling number of hours kwa ndege and the forever layover in some city somewhere, the last thing I want is to get out of bed. Lakini after I get my sleep on, Carni shall be my home! Wacha tu :)

     
  • At June 8, 2007 8:14:00 AM PDT, Blogger Kirima said…

    @HnH, Maybe I had a crush instead! just hoping. I don't know where this story is headed but I am hooked still.

     
  • At June 9, 2007 1:46:00 AM PDT, Blogger Half 'n' half said…

    @EGM: wacha we see, you just may take someone home despite the jetlag

    @kirima: naaaa! me thinks you will just crush and modo will come steal your car!

     
  • At June 10, 2007 4:16:00 AM PDT, Blogger bomseh said…

    Kirima will crash a tree, crush it and will always clash with them or maybe clutch at them.

    @Betty - Huyu Archer tumfanyeje? He's what MO1 wud have called Enemy of Development.

    @Modo - You don't haffi dreads to be rasta. Pole kwa masaibu. LOL. Mungich! Tupatie kerera!

    UNYC-Waiting for part 3. Agiasi must have such a role not to have been introduced just yet.

     
  • At June 10, 2007 9:46:00 AM PDT, Blogger bantutu said…

    KATAMEEEEE!!!!!

     
  • At June 11, 2007 5:19:00 AM PDT, Blogger Klara said…

    LOL! Si am enjoyin this! Watchin in amusement as the plot thickens!!

     
  • At June 11, 2007 7:59:00 AM PDT, Blogger modoathii said…

    HnH, wacha wewe. sasa nimegeuka mgondi? lakini kirima had some fly mama in the mots, worth stealing.

    bomseh, masaibu yaendelea bana.

    unic, risto yako nikaa inakuja true bana.

    (mi si mongiks, come to my pad and see...http://modoathii.wordpress.com)

     
  • At June 12, 2007 8:51:00 PM PDT, Blogger mwangi said…

    Which GAL am I taking home?? Harakisha hanjam zinanimaliza!!

     
  • At June 13, 2007 10:23:00 PM PDT, Blogger kenyaonly said…

    lol.....crazy thinkin! haya endelea dont be like TV we have to wait for 30something months for season 3

     
  • At June 13, 2007 10:38:00 PM PDT, Blogger Archer said…

    @Mwas: vile umekua unachochea, ata mi wacha nichochee! Mwas should go home with Pam. As in Palmela Handerson. And her 5 sisters (name them at your own discretion)

     
  • At June 14, 2007 12:02:00 AM PDT, Blogger K.I.P.U.S.A said…

    walala i will keep on the check for more

     
  • At June 14, 2007 2:38:00 AM PDT, Blogger Komi said…

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  • At June 14, 2007 2:48:00 AM PDT, Blogger Komi said…

    archer lol!!! mwangi huna chako ha. Palmela should sort you out before you get a dame ha.
    Unyc, I love the storo, waiting for part III.

     
  • At June 14, 2007 10:32:00 AM PDT, Blogger B n P said…

    bomseh..We'll jus lenga Arch coz we is understanding he's been on the Btrain way too long..it's not his fault woiye.

    Archa u see us we're undastanding?

    Mwangi:aiii tulia lol she's saving herself for u! si bado puia yeye hayuko kwa story :)

    -betty-

     
  • At June 14, 2007 7:47:00 PM PDT, Blogger mwangi said…

    @ komi: unaona vile bnp amekushow? nina dame ... unyc ebu post risto uwashow ...

     

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